I’m in a monogamous, committed relationship, so why do I still want to join match.com?  Needy or lazy, I can’t decide.

I live in the state of Wisconsin.  It get’s cold.  I like to complain about the cold weather.  I hate it when people answer me ” Well you do live in Wisconsin.”   I know where I live.  Now I’m just cold and pissed.

I like to sing along to OREO commercials.  They are wonder-filled.

Forty felt like thirty.  Forty-one feels like Forty-one.

First beautiful day of Spring. Windows down, Ray-bans on.  Windows rolled down feeling somewhat cool.  Children free and radio pumping.  Spot a cute mom in the car next to me.  Realize I’m singing Let It Go.

Up until a few months ago, I thought a hashtag was a pot smokers nickname.  #callmehempy