Okay so I doubt we will ever hear Taylor Swift write a song about feeling forty-two, but if we do all the more power to her.  One thing we just don’t hear about is men and what it feels like to begin to age.  I mean our only reference cannot just be The Hair Club of America, right?   The fact that “getting older” is only a women’s issue is antiquated.

The fact is, I hate getting older.  Wisdom, smisdom.  Lines that tell a story on my face?  The lines must be asking is he getting shorter and his nose getting bigger or have you seen his balls recently?   They are as confused as I am about aging.

Grey hair makes you look more distinguished and accomplished.  It actually makes you look like you have accomplished grey hair.  If it comes in like George Clooney, sure.  If it comes in…